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Teacher: why are you late?

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Sms description : to bull. Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it? Student: No. Post in jokes sms. Collect By sms funny messages . : r: why are you la - funny sms : jokes text messages and sms.

Teacher: why are you late?

Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.

Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?

Student: No, only BULL can do it.

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