sms jokes - Funny sms

“Monopoly is always damaging

&

Competition improves service”.

Boy: BUS aur LARKI
aik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.

Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY
ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain….

Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi.
Ek ladki ne electric office me phone karke kaha:
Light chali gayi hai, aadmi bhejo.
Replied “Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se kaam chala lo.

Sardar Failed in English Paper Coz he did enghlish translation like this . . .

1. Main Aam Admi nai hon.
( I m not a mango man)

2. Sarda aur Garma fruit hai.
( Colda and Hota is Fruit )

3. Mujhe bhi english aati hai.
( English comes to me also )

4. Do aur Do brabar Chaar.
( Give and Give Equal to Four ) . . .

MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

1admi bola jb mere bchy hun gy to
1ko karachi aur 1ko lahore chor aonga
dosra bola wo q
pehla admi bola kal TV pr bta rhy thy k
bchon k drmyan wqfa zrori hy.

Height Of Dreaming:

Bill Gates cAme tO Me And Asked
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Are,Tere pAas xp ki Cd hAi kyA?