Funny sms - Funny text messages

wat can i say?
web u shower with ur trust,
wen u dont just recognise friend values, but also applaud them.
wen u show ur confidence.
Wat can i say?
Just Thank u

Thank you much more
Than a greeting can say,
Becoz u wre thoughtful
In such a nice way!

hey! i love these poems…quotes..woteva…
can someone add more…im looking for one that doesnt say ‘love’ init lol..
because i want to put one up for my msn name…some are too long though….
thank you!!!.

You r not only my teacher.
Rather, u r my friend, philosopher & trainer,
all molded into 1 person.
I will always b thankful 2 u 4 yr support.

Thank u 4 touching my life in ways u may never know.
My riches do not lie in material wealth but in having friends like u -
a precious gift from God!!!

Dark were those days, without your sight.
When I was in darkness, you gave me light.
You gave me strength 2 make life bright.
Thank you so much

Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM

Santa Was Recruiting Lawyers For A Firm.
He Was Taking Interviews Santa: Do U Know All d Laws ?
Lawyer: Yeah !
Santa : Tell Me The 3rd Law Of Thermodynamics ... ;->

Jeeto: If I die what'll you do?
Santa: I may also die.
Jeeto: Why?
Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.

What kind of detective is Banta?` `
Well, once a burglar wearing calf-skin gloves robbed a safe.
Banta took the fingerprints and five days later arrested a cow in Haryana.`

An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope Santa Singh was observing him,
Suddenly a star falls, seeing that Santa Singh shouted, "Kya nishana lagaya hai!"
man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.
Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said: He's not my friend.

Santa Meets His Friend Banta After A Long Tym
Santa: A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B
Banta: Oye Is Ka Matlab ... ???
Santa : Kuch Nahi Yaar , I Meant Long Tym No C ... ;->