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Before the Golden Sun Rise,
let me decorate each of the Rays with Wishes ofSuccess,
prospourus and Happiness 4 u and 4 ur Family.
HaaPY Eid Mubarak..

Teacher asked (Students) Exams are nearing ,If u have any doubt you can ask me.

Students In which printing press the question paper are printed?

Math tutor: $40 a week
Photocopy of the final: $25
Not having to study the day before your final: priceless

Go to school high
Study high
Get high scores
Studying and getting high for my finals.

I'm a Nervious RECK..
Finals are in [XX] days Don't IM me..
Don't talk to me..
Don't call me..
Till I have fully recovered from this horrific shock!

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older;
then it dawned on me . .
they're cramming for their final exam.

Granted, prostate exams aren't the most enjoyable things in the world,
but they only last about 10 seconds.
It's well worth it.
Just think of the possible consequences if you don't get it done.

I have this test tomorrow....
I need to study you see...
I probably be on later...
But don't wait up for me!!!

Finals are like boys...
1. they're hard to understand
2. you might get the urge to cheat on them
3. some are harder than others
4. they put pressure on you to perform well
5. they were created to make our lives hell
6. you can work for hours and still get no satisfaction
7. some take longer to finish than others
8. you always have 3 or 4 at a time
9. some aren't as big as you had expected
10. they're much easier to do when you're drunk because you just don't care

F.I.N.A.L.S.
F: F**k
I: I
N: Never
A: Actually
L: Learned
S: Shit

EXams r here

at da papr v stare..

da answr is no where..

which makes us pull our hair..

da grades rnt fair..

but like da past 18 years..

we damn care!! :@

4 Years Of Study.

50 Gb Syllabus

50 Mb We Study

50 Kb We Remember

50 Bytes We Answer

Binary Marks Get

This Is Known As BRAIN EMPTY [B.E] ? (=