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MACHCHAR NE AAP KO KAATA US KA JUNOON THA.
AAP NE KHUJA LIYA AAP KA SUKOON THA.
AAP NE USE MARA NAHI KYONKI US KI RAGO
MAI BHI TO AAP KA HI KHOON THA.

Rulane wale aakhir hume rula denge..
Zehar de ke gehari neend me sula denge..
Fir bhi koi gum na honga hame..
Dard to tab hong jab ap hume bhula denge..

Kuch pal itne hasin hote Hain,
Ki Yaad karke aankho me Ansu aa jate Hain,
Kuch logon ko milne ki fursat nahi,
Aur kuch milne ko taras jate Hai

Zindgi badi udaas hai,
Mujhe lagi pyaas hai!
Mujhe duniya se na aas hai,
Mujhe khelna taash hai!
Cow khati grass hai,
Sir fod dungi jisne kaha meri poem bakwaas hai

Jaane kitni udaan baaki hai,
Is parinde me jaan baaki hai...
Jitni batni thi bat chuki yeh zameen,
ab to bas aasmaan baaki hai....

Bolo aaj aapko kya uphar du,
Dosti chahiye ya jaan waar du,
Gulab ka guldasta ya frari car du,
Itne de kaam na chala loge ya 2-4 gappe aur maar du.

mat karao intzar hume etna,

ki waqt ke faisale par afsos ho jaye.

kya pata kal tum lot kar aao,

aur hum khamosh ho jaye...

Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time? .... Because he would be a woman then.
How is an intelligent woman called? ....................... A transvestite
Why the trolleys were invented ? ........ To learn women to walk on their hind legs.

How do you call a woman who looses 90% of her intelligence ??.................................a widow !!!!!
Nok nok.Who's there?....Marie!....Marie who?.....Mariewhowanna....!!
What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.

What kind of children do you get using a yellow condom ? ................... NONE ! you stupid!
why do have men bandy legs? ......... all unimportant matters are between brackets
Why the trolleys were invented ? ........ To learn women to walk on their hind legs.

The ressemblance of a man and a cup of coffee? ..... They both get on the nerve.
What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl ? ...........a girl.....there is an example in front of him
What do you prefer in the hereafter?...........Smoking or non-smoking area.

Why did God create the man first and only then the woman? ...... Everyone makes a draft first!!!
Why do have so many men a beer gut? ..... Than at least an unemployed dwarf has a roof over his head.
What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.