Funny sms - Funny text messages

If ur eyes r sweet u would like all people in the world.
But if ur tongue is sweet all people in the world will like you"
Good afternoon

Kissing is a habit, Making love is a GAME,
Guys get pleasure, Gals get pain!
He says love u & she believes it's TRUE,
But wen tummy gets bigger, he say 'Hell to U'

Taxi driver: Mam, u r the 3rd pregnant lady whom I'm dropping to Airport today.
Lady: But I'm not pregnant.
Driver: But we hvn't reached airport yet.

Man: Doc mera khada nahi hota hai.
Doc: R u married?
NO.
Do u hv a g/f?
NO.
Do u go to prostitutes?
NO.
Doc: To khada karke kya calander tangega?

Q: What's the closest thing to a woman's period?
A: Your salary. It comes once a month lasts about 3-4 days and if it doesn't come everythings fucked.

After great sex, she lies there stroking his penis.
He asks: Do you want more sex?
She says: No. Just admiring your penis. I used to have one just like it.

Smiles are like birds;
they fly from face to face.
May your sweet lips become a good nest,
so that smiles can stay there forever.
Keep Smiling !!

Sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what u are.
bundles of joy sunshine and fun you are everything i luv all rolled into 1

I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on you screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it.

A sweet sms for you,
What is the difference between blood and you?
Blood enters in the hearts and flows out,
But you entered the heart and stayed.

This morning I got a call from heaven,
they said they were missing an angel...
But don't worry,
I won't tell them U r here...

Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers.
Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent-that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior.The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.
There is great treasure there behind our skull and this is true about all of us. This little treasure has great, great powers, and I would say we only have learned a very, very small part of what it can do.
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.