Funny sms - Funny text messages

Hi, I m standing by my window, waiting for ur message, if u dont sms me i ll jump from ………….Ground floor

It’s better to stay away from girls.Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life

kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe… phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai………….?

Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, loves makes al things beautiful, smile makes all the above so always BRUSH UR TEETH…!

Aapko…hum sirf aapko aur aapko are aapko haan haan aapko ,baba aapko aapko only aapko aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko hamesha tang karenge……

Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana…
agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana…
Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai…

Mosum he dewana dil hai mastana ,aise mein tum? tum? han tum?tum? tum ?tum ?tum ?lux se do bar nahana

Hum kabhi tum say khafa ho nahi sakte
dosti k rishty kabhi bewafa ho nahi sakty

tum bayshak hum ko bhula ker soo jao
hum tum ko yaad kiye bina so nahi sakte!

Good Night

Wash your face and wash your feet!
Now its time 2 fall asleep.
Yours eyes are weak n mouth cana€?t speak
So hope this nite shall be nice and sweet. Good nite.

No matter if the sky is black or blue
No matter if there are stars or moon
As long as ur heart is true
Sweet dreams will always be with u. Good nite!

Main tujhse ek armaan mangta hun,
tujse apni jaan mangta hun,

tu so jayegi mobile off karke isliyem
ek good night kiss udhar mangta hun