Funny sms - Funny text messages

Maa: Beta tujhe yahan se goa jane me to ek din laga par wapas aane me 3 din

lag gae wo bhi nai car se?
Beta: Maa yeh car banane wale bhi pagal hai jane ke liye to 4 gear dete hai par

aane ke liye 1 hi gear dete hai.

PYAR means.......?
P...phone karna.
Y...yaad karna.
A...azaadi khona.
R...rote rehna ki kash phone aaye......!

Munna bhai: Arre O Circuit Ek Bakra

Talaab me Gir gaya hai, Aab Wo Sala

Bahar Kaise Aaye ga??
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Circuit: Simple hai Bhai ! Geela Ho ker.

dil hai to pyaar hai,
pyar hai to ishq hai,
ishq hai to mohabbat hai,
mohabbat hai to dard hai,
dar hai to,
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IODEX hai na......

LIFE IS FULL OF BEAUTIFUL THINGS:
SOFT SUNSETS,
PAINTED RAINBOWS
DELICATE BLOSSOMS
LUV & LAUGHTER
QUIET MOMENTS &
FANTATIC PEOPLE LIKE ME

Lauhging is best medison ,so laugh ,loudly ,more loudly, arey baba loudly loudly bola na ,congrats u have won free entry to , mental hospital

Press down
again
again.. please
once more
sorry again
6 times more
Oh! Again
1 Time again
don’t u have any job?

Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si,Yeh tera chehra khila-khila sa,
jab tere chehre par haath fera ,Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila…

Flowers fie, ories end, songs fade, memories r forgotten, all things come to end, but people like u always remain forever, becus ghosts never die.

Jub app angrai lete hain,to mere uper nasha sa shaa jaata hai,are zzaaalim kabi naha hi lo to tera kya jaata hai.

Tumne Suna nahi?
Wakei nahi suna?
CNN pe?
BBC pe?
PTV pe?
GEO pe?
FM-101,103,89, pe b nahi?
to mujsey sun lo phir
“I MISS U SO MUCH”