Funny sms - Funny text messages

SORRY…. SORRY…. SORRY…..SORRY….Dont get confused ,oh Ho SORRY means: S-Some,O-One Is,R-Really,R-Rememberinhg Y-You…..Have A wonderful day…. Good Morning

Aik GADHA tha,





Wo Sms Parh Raha Tha,





Usay Pata Tha k Sender ne Usay GADHA Kaha Hai,




Wo Phir b Sms Parh Raha Tha..






Beychara GADHA Jo Tha!

Ek din ap ke zindgi mein ese
Larki aye ge jo app ko
Pyar se chahe ge
Pyar se dekhi ge
Ap ko bohat pyar de ge
Ap se pyar mange gi
Ur
App ko kiss kr k khe ge
?I LOVE U PAPA?

Urdu Sindhi English Pashto Chinese ki Kamyabi ke Baad,
Ab Aik shair BANGALi mein,

"Tum kia Zano Mosli Saawal ka Moza Pharaz"

Kabhie "BONGLADES" aao to Pota Solay..!

Begum: Suniye mujhe kisi Mehngi jaga le chaliye na ji!
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Shauhar: Chalo tum tayyar ho jao, Hum petrol Pump chalte hain.

1 donkey ro ro kr gir gira k iltija kar rha tha

"Ya ALLAH mujhy parhy ke tofeeq do"

Wo lamhy qabooliat k thy uski Dua qabool howi

Ab MASHAALLAH wo ye msg par chuka hai

Fill in the blankswith ..........haan or nahi

1. ______ main insaan nahin hoon.

2. ______ main hi chor hoon.

3. ______ mera koi ilaz nahin hai.

4. ______ main hi idiot hoon

Let me see who is brave !!!

haan or nahi likhna hai fill in the blank main

TV On karo....

Abhi abhi Government of Pakistan ne Ordinance jaari kiya hai

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KhoobSoorat logon ko is mulk se nikal diya jaye ga


Aap to 100% save ho

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Par mein kahan Jaaon??

Boys sayng
1 day I read smoking is bad
"I stop smoking

1 day I read drinking is bad
I stop drinking"

1 day I read making girlfriend is bad


I stop reading...

Jis train mein jawan jawan
Khobsurat lrkya ja rhe ho
Us Train ko kya khe ge
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MAAL GARI

Suraj ki pehli kiran khushi de aapko,
Doosri kirah hansi de aapko,
Teesri tandrusti,
Chothi kamyaabi,
Bas ab ziyada nahi phir garmi lage gi aapko.

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