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Category : april fool text messages | Txts under: april fool sms
You can always tell its April
By the sound of falling rain
That mystic, mournful music
As it trickles down the drain.
Were told we should be thankful
For the kiss of April showers
As it washes all the grass clean
And prepares the soil for flowers.
Theres another side to April
Which doesnt bode us good,
When that mini, manic maelstrom
Turns the lawn to liquid mud.
Category : april fool text messages | Txts under: april fool sms
Once a day and sometimes more
I look out my day dream door
To see if spring is out there yet
Im really anxious, but mustnt fret.
I see the snow a melting down
and lots of mud and slush around
I know the grass will surely sprout
and birds and flowers will come about.
But why oh why does it take so long?
Im sure the calendar cant be wrong.
Sunshine fills my heart with cheer
I wish that spring were really here.
Category : april fool text messages | Txts under: april fool sms
FOOLse
FOOLne
FOOLonki
FOOLwari me
FOOL k sath wish kiya-
'O' FOOL, U r d mst
beautiFOOL,
wonderFOOL &
colorFOOL
amongst all
FOOOLS...
Happy FOOL's day.
pl. dnt mind.
I lwys lose control whn ur by my side.
Category : april fool text messages | Txts under: april fool sms
I lwys lose control whn ur by my side.
I Njoyed d time I spnd wid u.
I thnk I'm fallin in LOVE wid u.
I Lv u....Plz Rly soon
HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!
Category : valentine text messages | Txts under: valentine sms
Happy Valentine, my love!
All my love is yours.
Praised be love that brings us home,
Pilgrims to these shores.
Yearnings here find harborage;
Vanities, sly smiles.
All that righteous anger rends,
Love here reconciles.
Even in the darkness where
No bitterness finds rest,
Thoughts of you are like a dawn
Intent on happiness.
Nor would I have so light a heart
Except that I am blessed!
Beautiful eyes, beautiful face,
Category : valentine text messages | Txts under: valentine sms
Beautiful eyes, beautiful face,
I'm shy to talk to you.
You're the eagle I must watch
No matter what I do.
You're the beauty, wild and free,
The mistress of my eyes,
And frozen sunlight sings.
Could I but have you for my love,
How might we fly together!
But I must watch you from below
And long for you forever.
But I must be the one below
And long for you forever.
Category : valentine text messages | Txts under: valentine sms
Will you be my Valentine?
I know that I am yours.
You are like a tossing sea
And I am like your shores.
You are like an endless wave
And I your waiting sand.
And I will wait forever as
You come and smooth my hand.
I will wait forever, yet
You are a part of me.
I hold you in my arms, while you
Come to me endlessly.
Will you be my Valentine?
I know that I am yours.
I love you with a love that yearns
To be your golden shores.
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