Funny sms - Funny text messages

I love you in blue.
I love you in red but most of all.
I love you in bed.

Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people)
like NIKE (just do it)
like PEPSI (ask for more)
like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited)
and like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..

A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget.
Upset and furious over his actions,
the woman screams, "You promised me two weeks ago that you would never cheat on me again!" Tryinghis best to calm her down,
the husband turns to his wife and says, "Take it easy Dear, Can't you see I'm trying to taper off?"

Never get angry.
Never make a threat.
Reason with people.

If you would cure anger, do not feed it.
Say to yourself:
'I used to be angry every day;
then every other day;
now only every third or fourth day.'
When you reach thirty days offer a sacrifice of thanksgiving to the gods.

Events will take their course,
it is no good of being angry at them;
he is happiest who wisely turns them to the best account.

When a man sends you an impudent letter,
sit right down and give it back to him with interest ten times compounded,
and then throw both letters in the wastebasket.