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3 lessions to learn from pencil:
1.everything u do leaves a mark.
2.pain always sharpens ur strengths.
3.important is that whats inside u,not outside.

Life is more strict than a teacher
A teacher teaches a lesson
and takes an exam.
.
.
.
.
But life takes an exam

Every morning u have two choices!

Continue your sleep with Dreaming.

Or

Wake up and Chase your Dreams

Choice is yours!

Life Wil Never Provide
Waranties
&
Guaranties
It Can Only Provide
Possibilities
&
Oportunities

Its Upto Us
To Convert Them
Into Success...

Dont count wat u lost,
Cherish wat u have,
B'coz past never returns,
But Future may retun d Lost....

A FaCT :
When you are up in life,
Your friends get to know who you are.
But
When you are down in life,
You get to know who your friends are…

Every task is easy to you,
if you know every thing about it.
and also if you have confidence
to do it.

Life gives us many such moments
to make others feel better,
for tomorrow when you feel low,
someone might smile and you may feel better.

3 Magical Words
of Life:
1.PLEASE
2.THANK U
3.SORRY
But
Don't use
Dis words to 3 persons:
1.FRIENDS
2.LOVER
3.MOTHER

Types of people:

Pretender:farts silently then acts innocent.
SHY:farts softly den smiles.
Arrogant:farts loudly n laughs.
Unlucky:tries to fart but shits.

A FEW GOOD THOUGHTS
1>Pray as if everything depends on God & work as everyhting depends on you.
2>To handle yourself use ur head;to handle others use ur heart.
3>Do not lose head in success & heart in failure.
4>Beauty and colour may attract the eye but only a smile appeals to the heart....

I have a dream to get you
I have a dream to hold you
I have a dream to be with you
I have a dream for you with me
I have a dream that I believe in
Because I know...

Dreams come true - just believe.