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Santa and Banta were always boasting of their parents?
achievements to each other.
Santa: Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?
Banta: Yes, I have
Santa: Well, my father dug it.
Banta: That is nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?
Santa: Yes, I have. Banta: Well, my father killed it.

Santa dials a number.
A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya

Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette.
He struck the first match on the match box,
but it didnt light.
He tried another, It didnt light too.
The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.
“What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?” asked the another man.
Santa replied, “Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use

Heights of Friendship Santa commiting suicide,
someone asked the reason.
He said: My wife ran with my friend and I can't live without my friend.

Banta was the official driver of a minister.
Once the minister asked him,
"Banta let me drive the car today."
Banta: "Sirji, it is a car and not the sarkar which anyone can drive.

Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.
The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next...
Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.

Santa: Why are you heating the knife?
Banta: To do suicide.
Santa: But why are you heating it?
Banta: To prevent infection.

As the candlelight flame,
Ur life may always be happiness? claim;
As the mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as Flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u

May the festival of lights be the harbinger of joy and prosperity.
As the holy occasion of Halloween is here and the atmosphere is filled with the spirit of mirth and love,
here's hoping this festival of beauty brings your way,
bright sparkles of contentment,
that stay with you through the days ahead.

Long live da tradition of hindu culture nd as da generations hve passed by hindu culture iz getting stronger nd stronger.
Best Wishes 4 Halloween

A black baby was given a set of wings by God.
The baby asked "Does this mean I'm an angel".
God laughed and replied,
"Nah niggah u is a bat!"
Happy Halloween

This da night - da night
Of the graves delight,
Nd da warlocks r at their play;
Ye think tht without
The wild winds shout,
Bt no, it is they - it iz they.
Best Wishes for Halloween