Funny sms - shayari sms

urdu sms - Breaking News - .... Abhi abhi Government of Pakistan ne Ordinance jaari kiya hai k KhoobSoorat logon ko is mulk se nikal diya jaye ga Aap to 100% save ho . . . Par me...

love sms - D smallest word is I - word is I, the sweetest word is LOVE and the dearest person in the world is U. tats y I Love You..:)...

adult sms - Main kaise paida hui thi - r mother: Mama , main kaise paida hui thi? Mother Baita tumhein pari le kar ayi thi. Girl: Acha to papa pari ko bhi choda kartay thay?...

praise sms - God created the world in SIX days - d the world in SIX days But took him centuries to come up with someone as beautiful. as U!...

good morning sms - If u believe that u can win - ve that u can win,then u already are a winner. Success comes to those who are confident of succeeding. This is power of belief..GM!...

funny sms - God increase ur happiness - crease ur happiness like prices of petrol, and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu....

marriage sms - After Marriage: Gentleman - Phases of a man: After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman...