Funny sms - shayari sms

adult sms - Sharabi sex kr raha tha - x kr raha tha. Ghalti se peeche daal diya Biwi boli: O ji truck ghalat godam me ja raha hai sharabi: saali ab bata rahi hai jab diesel khatam hogaya...

love sms - teray bina reh jai gay adhuray hum - aj ho, tum mera kal, tujay yaad karthay hai har aik pal, jee nahe paiyain gay teray bina hum, teray bina reh jai gay adhuray hum. I Miss you...

cool sms - Have a Great Sunday… - t on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...

hilarious sms - The best teacher is ur heart, - eacher is ur heart, The best healer iis time, The best judge is ur conscious. Ur best friend could only be GOD ur CUTEST FRIEND can only be ME!...

praise sms - Some says u r ugly - u r ugly some says u r jungli some says u r pagli BUt i says u r lovely...

wise words sms - Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants - world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. If we continue to develop our technology without wisdom or prudence, our servant may prove to be our execu...

diwali sms - Believe in God! - God! Pray 2 god always n everytime - - - - - Pray - - - - - Pray - - - - - Pray - - - - - I SAID PRAY! NOT press-press! Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa ...