sexy sms - Funny sms

There are 256 bones in your body!
Would u like another?

Ive got a tongue that'll blow ur mind let me hit u wid a 69 kiss me,
caress me,
slowly undress me I may seem defenceless,
but baby I can fuck u senseless.

Love me tender love me sweet,
put your lips around my meat,
watch me smile watch me grin,
wacht me cum run down yor chin!!

I love you in blue.
I love you in red but most of all.
I love you in bed.

Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people)
like NIKE (just do it)
like PEPSI (ask for more)
like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited)
and like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..