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Sex is like Nike, just do it.

Twinkle,
twinkle little rectum big cocks cum when you least expect them,
never mind the screams of passion whoop it up with doggy fashion.

Ur so sexy,
ur so fine!
u no how 2 blow my mind!
rub me down and rub me up,
stk ur cock rite up my muff!

Id ride u sitting id ride u lying,
if u were a bird id ride u flying.
And when ur dead and long forgotten ill dig u up and ride u rotten

Bak 2 bak,
front 2 front,
on d table,
lick d cunt,
stick it in,
do ur ting,
do it hard & make her sing,
tense ur body feel d cum,
den let it rip into her bum!

D boys say i luv u,
U beleve its true,
9months l8r he says to hell wiv u,
D baby is a bastard,
D mother is a whore,
Nun of dis wood av happened if d rubber hadnt tore!

Sex is a sensation.
It's about a man's temptation,
putting his location in a woman's destination.
Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration?