santa banta sms - Funny sms

Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM

Santa Was Recruiting Lawyers For A Firm.
He Was Taking Interviews Santa: Do U Know All d Laws ?
Lawyer: Yeah !
Santa : Tell Me The 3rd Law Of Thermodynamics ... ;->

Jeeto: If I die what'll you do?
Santa: I may also die.
Jeeto: Why?
Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.

What kind of detective is Banta?` `
Well, once a burglar wearing calf-skin gloves robbed a safe.
Banta took the fingerprints and five days later arrested a cow in Haryana.`

An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope Santa Singh was observing him,
Suddenly a star falls, seeing that Santa Singh shouted, "Kya nishana lagaya hai!"
man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.
Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said: He's not my friend.

Santa Meets His Friend Banta After A Long Tym
Santa: A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B
Banta: Oye Is Ka Matlab ... ???
Santa : Kuch Nahi Yaar , I Meant Long Tym No C ... ;->

Santa and Banta were always boasting of their parents?
achievements to each other.
Santa: Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?
Banta: Yes, I have
Santa: Well, my father dug it.
Banta: That is nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?
Santa: Yes, I have. Banta: Well, my father killed it.