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eid sms - May your Eid be - id be Full of colorful gifts and joys ****Eid Mubarik****...

greetings sms - Have a Wonderful Day! - you... A life that you truly deserve; A life as good as your heart; A life as bright as your smile; A life as wonderful as you. Have a Wonderful Day!...

anger sms - A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband - es home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget. Upset and furious over his actions, the woman screams, You promised me tw...

congratulations sms - And 101% Happiness Guaranteed Congratulations… - u the special forecast It will be mostly simley With scattered toys And pink and blue showers And 101% Happiness Guaranteed Congratulations And take ca...

praise sms - Coz I never wanna loose someone as special as U:) - ew you... OFTEN, I miss u... ALWAYS, I'll care for u... NEVER, Will I forget u Coz I never wanna loose someone as special as U:)...

apologize sms - I am very sorry for him and wish to ease his lot by all poss - man's back, choking him and making him carry me, and yet assure myself and others that I am very sorry for him and wish to ease his lot by all possibl...

congratulations sms - Congatulations and best wishes on your retirement - for you To luk back with pride and satisfaction on your well lived And look forward to all the things you are yet to enjoy! Congatulations and best wi...