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GUY: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
GAL: If I see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

He came 2 me 1 night…
explored my body…
licked- sucked- swallowed
& had his fill..
when satisfied he left…
I was hurt…
DAMN MOSQUITO

Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty..
so the world needs YOU after all!

If people say ur crazy
Be Patient.
Ur Monkey,
Be Relax.
Ur stubid,
Be coo.
But if TheySay U R Smart,
Thapar Lagana
Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai….

A 90 yr old man started making love with his 85 yr wife,
he started sucking her breats and after few seconds the man expired, GUESS WHY?
Autoposy Report : death due to expired milk.

You've got sex appeal,
you've got style,
you've got intelligence and a sexy smile.
You've got the face and you've got the body..
and I've got the wrong fucken number..SORRY!

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.