hindi sms - Funny sms

what is 1+1=?





kuch to saram karo iska javab bi
sms me dhund raha hai.
kabhi school nahi gaye kya.

2009 mein release hone wali superhit films
1.Xam ka khauf
2.Tadapta student
3.Shaitani kitab
4.Sadma result ka
5.Neend ki maut
6.kash hum pade hote

Likhe Jo KHAT Tuje
Wo Teri YAAD Me
Saare k Saare wo
PAPA ne padh Liye
Sawera jab hua
to JUTE Pad Gaye
wo FASHION wale Baal
Hawa me ud Gaye..

Aik din ALLAH ne apni rahamaton k darwaze kholay
Aur kaha! hai koi rehmat mangne wala?
Hai koi Khushia mangne wala?
Hai Koi Chahat mangne wala?
To mai ne kaha
Saari Khushiya
Saari Dolat
Saari Rahmatai
De de us ko jo is waqt Ye SMS Parh Raha hai

Boy: Tommy ne meri saari kitaab kha lee.
Mother: Usko mere pass leke aa mein usko saja deti hoon
Boy: Saja to meine de dee, uski katori wala dudh mein pee gaya

mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai,
bachay ki bhi 1 zid hoti hai
or kitna intezar karoon tere sms ka
arey yaar kanjoosi ki bhi koi hudddd hoti hai

kya"andaaz"hai
kya"jalwa"hai
kya"style"hai
aur kya"smile"hai
aapka"mind"to dekho
SMS to karte nahi
aur"garv"se kehte ho"MERE PAS MOBILE Hai