hindi sms - Funny sms

Jin: kiya huqam hai aaqa??
Man: eik khubsurat larki peish karo?..
Jin: aaqa main jin hoon koi ?dalla?nahi?
Man: acha to phir dalla kahaan hai??
Jin: aaqa dalla is waqt mesg parh raha hai?.
ha ha ha ha hooo ha ha

Police constable 2 his son: Tumahra result achha nahi aaya.
Aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna band.
Son: Acha ye 50 rupye pakro aur mamla khattam karo.

Log kehte hain ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaaya hai...
Theek hi kehte hain, faltoo kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jaate hain.

Zindagi me sHaDi karna bahut zaroori hai..
Kyon ki..?

Zindagi mein Khushiyaan hee sab kuch nahi hoti..

humne tumko dekha tumne humko dekha aise bandar bandariya ak doosre ko

dekhte ho jaise

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon

Allah ke naam pe,
maula ke naam pe,
Tere biwi bacchon ke naam pe,
Koi mere is msg parne wale dost ko paise dedo,
yeh mujhe msg nahi karta.