Funny sms - good morning sms

mothers day sms - I luv u mom - m having u makes me feel safe calm I miss u mom Missing touches 2 my face with ur chapped palm u r the greatest because u r my mom...

sexy sms - D boys say i luv u, - i luv u, U beleve its true, 9months l8r he says to hell wiv u, D baby is a bastard, D mother is a whore, Nun of dis wood av happened if d rubber hadnt...

get well soon sms - Early in da morning sun rise with may hopse but its set with - a morning sun rise with may hopse but its set with hopelessly. all da flowers were bloom this evening with pleasant smell but its now wither awfully n ...

santa banta sms - Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. - h tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light. He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one fin...

santa banta sms - Santa Was Recruiting Lawyers For A Firm. - Recruiting Lawyers For A Firm. He Was Taking Interviews Santa: Do U Know All d Laws ? Lawyer: Yeah ! Santa : Tell Me The 3rd Law Of Thermodynamics ... ...

thanksgiving sms - Who does not thank for little - ot thank for little Will not thank for much. Remember to be thankful for everything you have! Happy Thanksgiving!...

motivational sms - Know the true value of time; - rue value of time; snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it. No idleness, no delay, no procrastination; never put off till tomorrow what you can do ...