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Teacher: Batao Mujhe Naddi Naale

Kahan Se Nikalte Hain??

Student: Sir, Naddi Ka To Mujhe Pata Nahi,

Haan Naale Hamari,

Shalwar Se Nikalte Hain.. :p ;-)

Once a chunti saw a dali of Gur , she went to eat it, but on the way she saw a muscular chunta,she left the gur and went to chunta,because, GUR NALO ISHQUE MITHA, oyehoy

“Law Of Izzat”

Derived 4rm Newton’s Laws:

Every Bad Boy Continues To Do Masti,

Unless A Thappar OR Sandel With A Force,

Is Impressed Upon Him By A Lovely Girl.

The Force Is Called Baisti.

Baisti Is That Characteristic Due To Which,

Any Bagairat Is Compelled To Change,

His State Of Bagairti In To Gairat Mandi.. ;-)

Tum Itny Sweet Q Ho?

Tum Itny Innocent Q Ho?

Tum Itny Intelligent Q Ho?

Tum Itny Lucky Q Ho?

Simple

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