funny messages - Funny sms

A man sees a fat man sitting in a train cabin.
Taunting, he asks: Is this cabin for elephants only!
Fat man humbly replies: No!Even monkeys like you can sit!

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study

Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...

Handsome,
Sweet,
Intelligent, Spontaneous,
Good Looking,
Nice Friends, Charming,
Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?

10 qualities of a perfect girlfriend-
Truthful,
Intelligent,
Gentle,
Humble,
Tolerant,
Polite,
Understanding,
Sexy,
Smart,
Youthful.
In short -TIGHT PUSSY

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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...