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Wife Says:
When Im Gone Youll Never Find Another Woman Like Me.

Husband Replied:
What Makes You Think Id Want Another Woman Like You…

2 Jahil Admi
1st:Aaj Mairi Salgira Hai Dil Chahta Hai Naha Loon.

2nd: Pichly Saal B To Tum Nahae They.

1st: Han,Bus Ussi Din Sy Saaf Rahny Ki Adat Parh Gai Hai.;)

Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.

HANSOO…..

HANSOOO….

OR HANSOO…

TARI MAA KI SHADI HAY JO HANS RAHE HOO..

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means: Without Information Fighting Every time!
Wife says: No, It means With Idiot forever.

Aap na insaan ho na Animal
Balke aap to Farishta ho

Pata he konsa Farishta ?

Wo jo Jannat se nikala gaya