flirty sms - Funny sms

Sometimes
myHEART
asks:

Why
I miss
you?

Why
I like
you?

Why
I SMS
you?

Then my mind answered,
Its bcoz..

"sweet"
people NEED
more CARE!

If one day you call...
And there is no answer...
Come fast to see me.
Perhaps I need you.

If one day you don't want to listen
to anyone...
Call me.
I promise to be there for you.
And I promise to be very quiet.

Hello,
U R So,
art!
S art!
m
s art!
m
s art!
s artm!
ms art!
ms art!
ms art!
ms art!
SORRY,
this doesn’t fit u…

U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….

This is not fair!
How could u do this? Didn’t expect this from you!
Got a whole Channel on your name and didn’t even tell me?
ANIMAL PLANET!

Press down......down more......ok......more......yes......ahh.......
yes......almost there......yeah......oh shit......
harder......so good! Yeah, that's textual intercourse!