exams sms - Funny sms

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

kehdo padhne walo se kabhi hum bhi padha karte the
jitna syllabus padh kar wo top kiya karte the ,
utna syllabus to hum chod diya karte the

'Twas the night before exams and all through the dorm
Everyone was studying (and not looking at p0rn)
Their clothes for the next day draped over their chairs
Not necesarily clean (but who the f**k cares?)
Those ill-prepared were giving up the fight
Due to the fact it was starting to get light
The 11th hour slowly drew near...
"Let's get it over with so we can all go get beer!!!"

College life is like Reliance !!
" Karlo Duniya Mutthi Mein"
Bachelor Life is Like Airtel!!
" Aisi Azadi aur Kahan"
After Engagement is Like Idea!!
" Jo Badal de aapki Zindgi"
After Marrige is like Hutch!!
" Where U go.. network Follows"
After Kid is like BSNL!!
" All lines are Buzy"
so frnds enjoy each moments

Book Khulty Hi Exam Ka Sama Hota Hai,
Aise Mausam Me Hi Tou Dimag Khrab Hota Hai,
Dimag Ki Batain Paper Pe Nhn Ati,
Ye Fsana Tou Mark Sheet Pe Bayan Hota Hai :p

NEW Xam Pattern::

General Students ::Ans All The Ques..

OBC :: Ans Any Ques?.

SC :: Just Read All Ques

ST :: Thanx For Cuming To Exams?

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai(Remix)

Exam Pas Aye Dil Gabhraye

UNIVERSITY Na Jane Kya Paper Banaye,

Abto Mera Pen Ruk Ruk K

Chalta He Kya Karu Haye

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai