diwali sms - Funny sms

1 Request---Kabhi udas mat hona,
1 Sugestion---jo pal dukh de unhe bhul jana,
1 arju---Khusi ke pal ko sanjo k rakhna aur,
1 tamanna---Hamesha muskurate rehana.

Lo Phir Aagaya Appraisal,
Boss Ne Kaha Discussion Karenge Kal,
Jaane Kal Kab Aayega,
Pata Laga Kal Aate Aate
Next Appraisal Aa Jayega…

What is ISHQ
i tell u ishq is PEPSI
P-PYAR
E-EHSAS
P-PAGALPAN
S-SAZA
I-IMTIHAAN

Ab ISHQ sirf 10 Rs. main
chaho to sab kuch hai assan
kyoki yai hain yungistan meri jaan

Jb bhe kisi larki ko parpose krogy in 5 answers me se koi ek milega

1-No
2-Im sory
3-R u mad
4-v r friends
5- Lekin me to".ASAD." se Pyar karti hoon:)

Believe in God!
Pray 2 god always n everytime…
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I SAID PRAY!
NOT press-press!
Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega

Lips jab lips se
milte hai to kya
hota hai?











Hamesha galat
mat socha karo


Muh band ho jata
hai aur kya?

EXam’s song by Munna bhai:

“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.