diwali sms - Funny sms

10 gm HANSI
10 gm PYAR

20 gm SUKH-DUKH

5 gm KASME

50 gm BATEIN

Thodi TAKRAAR

Thoda PYAR
SWAAD ANUSAAR

Dish
DOSTI FOREVER
HO GAI TAIYAAR!
have a nice day.

Aaj kal mun kar
raha hai ki main
tumhe
kabhi bhi mauka
dekh kar
sabke samne
ek
k
ki
kis
kiss
kissa sunau
thanedaar ka

Ye we're friends...
I'm jhakaas ur bakwaas, ur so so I'm khaas,
I'm candle u r flame, I'm blush u r shame,
I'm spin u r googly,
U'r bandar I am mogly!

This occassion gives YOU:
D-Dhan
I-Ishwarkrupa
P-Prassidhi
A-Arogya
V-Vaibhav
A-Aishwarya
L-Lavanya
I-Ishwarsiddhi

Shubh Diwali

KABHI KHAFA MAT HONA HUMSE,
PATA NHI ZINDGI KAB TAK SAATH NIBHAYGI,
AGAR AAP B HUMSE RUTH JAOGE TO
MOUT ZINDGI SE PAHLE HI AA JAYGI.

Mai bhi SMART hun,
Aap bhi SMART ho,

Mera RANG SAAF hai,
Aapka bhi RANG SAAF hai,

Bas Ek CHOTA sa FARK hai,
mai DIL ka SAAF hun

Aur aap DIMAG se SAAF hai.

1 aurat ne ishara krke tej a rhi bus ko roka.
Driver:Kaha jana h?
Aurat:Jana 2 khi nhi. Bacha ro raha hai. Zara bs ka horn poo-poo baja Do