dirty sms - Funny sms

A kid BOY down his pant and ask girl “Do u have this?“
Girl: lift her skirt up and says
“My mom says if u have this u can get plenty of those…“

(_!_)An Ass
(__!__)Fat Ass
(!)Tight Ass
(_?_)Dumb Ass
(_*_)Sore Ass
(_zzz_)Tired Ass
(_E=mc2_)Smart
Ass (_x_)Kiss my Ass!!

I got arrested last night for being in love.
Come bail me out now.
You can find me at my house.

Why do women have their breast on top?
Because if they had it down,
the 'PUSSY' would drink all the milk !

He took me from a bar.
He took me in his car.
He took my top off.
He puts his lips on mine,
but don’t worry:
I’m a bottle of wine!

Newton's 3 laws.
1.Every man has a pole, woman has a hole
2.When pole enters hole, it produces a new soul
3.When hand in motion, it produces lotion.

There is:
Hot-Sex,
Fast-Sex,
Cuddle-Sex,
Safe-Sex,
Group-Sex,
SM-Sex,
Telephone-Sex,
Cyber-Sex,
and for people like you:
NO SEX.