Funny sms - birthday sms

flirty sms - 10 advantages of not having a "LOVER".. - ges of not having a LOVER.. 1.save time. 2.can sleep well. 3.Don't hav 2 bother abt missed calls.. 4.Don't hav to worry abt how u look.. 5.Can eat in a...

sympathy sms - & helping a loved 1 or acquaintance through. - by the thought of being the go-to gal fr sum thing so important to pple, az dealing with a death, helping a loved 1 or acquaintance through....

sexy sms - Id ride u sitting id ride u lying, - sitting id ride u lying, if u were a bird id ride u flying. And when ur dead and long forgotten ill dig u up and ride u rotten...

away sms - Sorry, but I am away right now. - I am away right now. Don't get mad at me! Just think of all the times you had your stupid away message on and I wanted to talk. This is your punishmen...

hindi sms - Boy: Tommy ne meri saari kitaab kha lee - ne meri saari kitaab kha lee. Mother: Usko mere pass leke aa mein usko saja deti hoon Boy: Saja to meine de dee, uski katori wala dudh mein pee gaya...

eid sms - Wish you a very happy EID - s for you to revel in joys and merry laughter. Gather wishes and blessings like a cluster of flower. May you be bestowed with treasures that will delig...

good morning sms - MoRNiNgs - re jst like paintings.. U need an inSpiration 2get U going.. a smil 2brighten it up, and a msg from SM1 who cAres 2color uR DaY. Good Morning ......