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A Punjabi bra ad:
Har kuri di pehli pasand *PREETO BRA*.
Hun 6 sizan wich,
1. Small
2. Medium
3. Large
4. Balle balle
5. Hai o Rabba
6. Oh Teri pehn di. . .

a Widow to her boyfriend: NO sex plz,
i m still mourning my husband death,

Boyfriend: thats why i hv worn a black condom
So open your legs & accept my deep Condolance..

phatan ki poetry kissi khobsurat lerke k lie

biwi ko bhula k tujh pe sawari kerega
tujh pe hum apna pani nisar kerega
zindagi bhar tujh ko lund pe bitahyega
merte dam tak teri kus mai fire kerega

Aids Awareness slogan:
“Cover ur Stump before you pump“

“Dont be Silly-
Protect ur lully“

“Dont be fool,
Condoomize ur tool“

Dedecated to all careless FUCKERSSS…….!!!
hAPPY VALANTINE DAY..

Busy madam: Abhi Nahi
DAD: To phir kab aaun mein?
Madam: Mere Periods khatam hone ke baad!

SONGS OF PENIS AT DIFFRENT AGES

14-16
Papa Kehtay Hain Bara Naam Karega

17-25
Dhoom Macha de Dhoom

26-44
Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham

45-57 Kal Ho Na Ho

58+ Papu Cant Dance Sala!

Girl to her mother: Mama , main kaise paida hui thi?
Mother Baita tumhein pari le kar ayi thi.
Girl: Acha to papa pari ko bhi choda kartay thay?