adult sms - Funny sms

Dost tu mere liye bahot khaas hai,
Bass ab tujhse milne ki pyass hai,
jis din tu mere saamne aaya….
samajh lena teri GAND ka satyanash hai…

100 logo se poocha gaya k unko Larkiyon ka
“BRAIZER”
kis tarah ka pasand hai?

2% ne kaha
“White”

1% ne kaha
“Black”

97% ne kaha
.
.
“UTRA HUA”

10 qualities of a perfect girlfriend -

Truthful,
Intelligent,
Gentle,
Humble,
Tolerant,
Polite,
Understanding,
Sexy,
Smart,
Youthful.

In short - TIGHT PUSSY

A Little girl asked a call girl
Annty you have a car Bangloo and a bank balance
what‘s your business
Call girl said : kuch nahi
bus chota sa “ Hole sale “ ka business hay

Wife asked his husband:
how many women he had slept with?

Husband proudly replies:
only you darling, with others I was awake!!

Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye,
Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye…

Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jaoon gi
Monl: Lakin keun
Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain
Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain