adult sms - Funny sms

jab se to ney mujey kana bana rakha hey
lora her shaks ney hathon me utha rakha hey
boht hein harami ker detey hein zakhmi agey pechey sey
kya yonhi ham ney apni gand ko chupa rakha hey

Pati patni SEX kar rahe they Achanak se bacha utho gaya,
PAPA: le bete 10 Rs ICECREAM kha aa..
BETA: asi FUDDU ni haa…
Jo Rs 10 lai apni maa chuda laiye…..

kyunki bank ke uper likha hota hai
hum aap ke khuwabon ko haqeeqat main budlen ge

Ek bar body ke parts ki meeting hui,
sabi aaye par Lun nahi aya sabi
hairan hue ki Lun kaha gaya
bad may pata laga Lun to msg pad raga hai.

suna hai tu sharmata bhut hai
kuch kahin teray bare mai suna hai. tu itrata bhut hai
socha tha ajj raat chodo tujhe
per kia keron tu chillata bhut hai

Q:Who is stronger, Man Or Woman?
A:A woman bcos she lifts 2 mountains on her chest
while a man lifts 2 stones with the help of a crane.

jab uske CHIKU they,
sab uske pichu they,
jab uske AAM hue,
sab PARESHAN Hue,
jab uske Kharbuje hue,bade ajoobe hue,

jab uske jhool gaye,
sab usko bhool gaye.